Mar. 5, 2003
vol. i, issue xi
blem vide
writeThis.com
this is the way
to enblightenment
[part 3 -  a sample of the samples]


gimme 40 acres & a mule & cajun spirits & indigo demons


(i lost my face)


1-2
1-2-3-4


radio dial turns slowly, my culture is music to my ears


turn and face the strange ch-ch changes,
to everything turn-turn-turn-turn
                    there is a season turn-turn-turn-turn,
the times they are a-changing,
karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
girls just wanna have fun, do the locomotion,
                    shake your love,
leader of the pack, laid back with my
mind on my money & my kidneys on my mind,
                        stand by your man,
busted flat in baton rouge - waitin fer a train,
this chorus is fucked, billie jean is not my lover,
mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys,
silver wings, round yon virgin mother & child,
i miss samantha blather - she's buying a hairway to steven,
don't touch that dial,  i would like to buy a bowel pat,
step right up you are the next contestant on the price is right,
those were the days archie,
well we're movin on up (movin on up) to the east side
to a high rise apartment, honey i'm home, domestic violence,
janet and chrissy, if you have a problem if no one else can help
and if you can find them maybe you can hire the --?,
simply irresistable, who shot j.r.?,

how old is the poor fool who can recognize these pop culture jingles?

never let a dago by, might as well jump (jump),
smells like teen angst (so misunderstood) (stood on their heads)
(heads up 7-Up) (just for the taste of it Diet Coke)


have you any idea what ad jingles do for your life?


what have ad jingles taught me?
to not bother eulogizing people who blew their heads off with shotguns


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