[part 9 - apologies accepted]
screech of the casual newspaper
watch your back picasso
cuz jimmy badass is in town with a paint gun
and he's from a ranch in crawford, texas
and he keeps a clip on his finger
and he ain't much stupider than he was
when he was
here before
with his daddy
and a bunkhouse
full of kinky
old white men
in a grove of trees
and my name is Constanstinople
or Bethesda
shortlisted for energy guise
twice
full of egg rolls
and eyes
boo
cough
35 cents costs a dollar, payin for the war effort
and the damn people trade stadium eyes
no problems addressed, no problems solved
i'm circumsised
okay
"can i help you with anything?"
i love you
" we're closing at 7PM today "
are you a pirate?
" i enjoy porno arcades "
i am a virgo, you?
" i need to pick up my clothes from the dry cleaners "
i bet you drive a mazda truck, light blue
" gulf of mexico is filthy with my lies "
i find your lack of interest intoxicating
" she studied rules of verse "
probably fucked up her ghetto jokes
" we'll meet you back at the firehouse "
spare change? fuck you then. this is my job.
" milk is so romantic "
font battles. ted turner wins. CNN is my mother.
" you caused "
because
i wish i hadn't said that
blem vide ©2003
