Mar. 5, 2003
vol. i, issue xi
blem vide
writeThis.com
this is the way
to enblightenment
[part 5 - responding to help-wanted ads (charlie america is getting impatient)]


steel trap orgasm spasm flap deal
nine ten dangerous german pen fine
owners property lingo office
slap to the face


"where've ya been"


coughing up blood


"coughing up blood?"


no coughing up blood


"coughing up blood!"


yeah coughing up gypsy sperm


"senile geriatric hookers?"


also coughing up blood


"gargle cold mucous - fat guy mucous"


i read with binoculars


"who's attacking who"


ask osama


"fbi gonna web crawl"


maybe they'll hire me as a mascot


"can you dance fantastic?"


i can be as calm as a heartattack


"groovy"


gravy


"call me?"


an asshole


"are you sensitive?"


to my greed


"what do you need?"


a dozen feet


"are you tip-toeing toward a Waterhose Epic?"


there are wasp nests in my soul i can feel it, brother


"i chew police"


arcade planets are rushed past ecuador


"a knock-knock-knock upon the door"


who could it be


"kgb'


gestapo appropo adolfo el guapo


"a plethora?"


that is top secret off-limits gratification


"while he wile e coyote"


tnt


"boom"


cracker


"pop star"


teen sensations - numbered black-outs


"week's vacation"


down in acupulco


"down in geography fool, you don't have time nor money nor willpower"


to continue living


"no to continue doing cereal commercials"


my penis goes on trial for product harrassment


"her ass meant a lot to me"


i told you that


"you are that"


i'm a mustard rat


"fine predicament"


stick to billboard graffiti


"i am full of gaiety"
"also this is that"
"fuck all ya'll"
"golfball implosion"
"satan peanut butter"
"revolution of pointed huts"
"commitee groups of one"


or scrape me from the file drawer of w-2 forms


"1040 ez"


i'm not scared of "spruce" words anymore


"therapy?"


complicated sewing classes, cross-stitching


"god hates you"


you'd make a fine wife for a baptist preacher in alabama


"god loves you"


i allow certain things


"my cell phone is ringing, i'm busy"


i'm blopsin


"oxycontin drool"


no just broccoli and cauliflower


"frozen pools of superhero tears"


heroes don't cry


"macho affrontery"


digest a handful of minutes


"take your time"


with you


"life never always changes most of the sometime"


study airlocks


"sturdy bollocks"




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