it was a dank and smarmy nightclub and i was born under the stage. i pulled myself up to the decorative spittoon for the first time at 3 1/2 months. at 7 i rode a stolen skateboard to the left bank and took a right left right. at 15 i joined bob's barbershop quintet and played the barber. this led to a refusal of the military service to accept me. at 27 i registered a win at a slot machine of $173 allowing me to buy a ticket to nouse, north dakota where i married many people as an internet degreed minister. i am currently undergoing but hope to rise soon and living in seattle. in lieu of good wishes please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org to pledge a donation. if you are a bored rich woman i'm witty, can be seen with, and fill tight spaces with occasional flourishes.
i don't have time for a bio. who is this for? tell them i refuse to disclose who i am. and tell them my real name is Bryan. and tell them to go to hell. yeah. hell.
right now, i'm a mellow hippy throwback who doesn't belong anywhere. i disagree with everyone by nature. blem vide is a compartment where i store my travelling salesman hats. i don't wear glasses, watches, necklaces or shorts. love is all that keeps me interested in our toxic world. most people don't know me from adam or eve. what do you believe?