My Name is Larry
Larry
My name is Larry. I eat bugs. Not all kinds. But the kind that crawl in your mouth while you sleep. I don't remember eating them because I am sleeping. However I am sure I ate them. I also wear underpants. Purple terry cloth underpants. It helps my herpes condition. Have you ever been to the Moon? I heard things about going to the Moon. I am not sure if I should share it with you. I could but I am afraid of what you might do with the information. Like salutations I can come only once per session. I need to have a break before coming again. Some people don't understand this. Sheep seem to have no problem with this though. I have never seen a sheep nor a shepherd. Fully clothed anyway. They always seem to be a little naked. Like an ear lobe sticking out or maybe an ankle or something. Flesh is scary. It flakes off and lots of little tiny germs crawl around on it. I had a dream once about going to school on Mars. It wasn't a good dream so I really won't talk about it right now. Don't ever read about 1943 though it was a scary year, but not as bad as some other years that are so bad I can't even talk about them for fear of losing my name. My name is Larry. You eat bugs. Not all kinds. But the kind that crawl in people's mouths while they sleep. You can't remember eating them because you are sleeping. However I am sure you ate them. Clowns also wear underpants. Purple terry cloth underpants. It helps their herpes condition. Have you ever been to the Moon? I heard things about going to the Moon. I am not sure if I should share it with you. I could but I am afraid of what you might do with the (dis)information. Like salutations I can cum only once per session. I need to have a break before cuming again. Some people don't understand this. Sheep seem to have no problem with this though. I have seen neither a sheep nor a shepherd. Fully clothed anyway. They always seem to be a little naked. Like an ear lobe sticking out or maybe an ankle or something. Flesh is scary. It flakes off and lots of little tiny germs crawl around on it. I had a dream once about going to school on Venus. It wasn't a good dream so I really won't talk about it right now. Don't ever read about 1947 though it was a scary year, but not as bad as some other years that are so bad I can't even talk about them for fear of losing my name. My name is Larry. Don't eat bugs. Not any kind. But the kind that crawl in people's mouths while they sleep are okay. You can't say you are eating them because you are sleeping. However I am sure they don't like to be eaten. Grandma's also wear underpants. Purple terry cloth underpants. It helps a herpes condition. Have you ever been to the Moon? I heard things about going to the Moon. I am not sure if I should share it with you. I could but I am afraid of what you might do with the information. Like salutations I can come only once per fucking. I need to have a break before coming again. Some people don't understand this. Sheep seem to have no problem with this though. I haven't ever seen a sheep or a shepherd. Fully clothed anyway. They always seem to be a little naked. Like an ear lobe sticking out or maybe an ankle or something. Flesh is scary. It flakes off and lots of little tiny germs crawl around on it. I had a dream once about going to school on Jupiter. It wasn't a good dream so I really won't talk about it right now. Don't ever read about 1321 though it was a scary year, but not as bad as some other years that are so bad I can't even talk about them for fear of losing my name. My name is Larry. Kill all the bugs. All kinds. Even the kind that crawl in little babies mouths while they sleep. Just kill 'em. However you kill them you should kill them. Don't wear underpants. Purple terry cloth underpants. It causes a herpes condition. Have you ever been to the Moon? Kill people who go to the Moon. I am not sure if I should share it with you. I could but I think you should kill. Like salutations I can kill only a person once. I need to have a other people around before doing it again. Some people don't understand this. Sheep seem to have no problem with this though. I have killed neither a sheep nor a shepherd. Fully clothed anyway. They always seem to be a little naked. Like an ear lobe sticking out or maybe an ankle or something. Flesh is scary. It flakes off and lots of little tiny germs crawl around on it. I had a dream once about going to school on Uranus. It wasn't a good dream so I really won't talk about it right now. Don't ever read about 1307 though it was a scary year, but not as bad as some other years that are so bad I can't even talk about them for fear of losing my name. My name is Larry. Kill all things. All kinds of things. Even little kids that crawl or snore while they sleep. Just kill 'em. However you kill them you should kill them. Don't wear underpants. Purple terry cloth underpants. It causes a herpes condition. Have you ever been to kill? Kill people who never go to kill. I am not sure if I should kill with you. I could but I think you should kill. Like salutations I can kill only a person once. I need to have other people around before doing it again. Some people don't understand this. Sheep seem to have no problem with this though. I have killed neither a sheep nor a shepherd. Fully clothed anyway. They always seem to be a little naked. Like an ear lobe sticking out or maybe an ankle or something. Flesh is scary. It flakes off and lots of little tiny germs crawl around on it. I had a dream once about going to school on Uranus. It wasn't a good dream so I really won't talk about it right now. Don't ever read about 1307 though it was a scary year, but not as bad as some other years that are so bad I can't even talk about them for fear of losing my name.
Larry ©2002
