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Yeti lives deep within the Himalaya Mountains where he hibernates through most of the winter. During the other three seasons, he can be found roaming many different forests throughout the world, and he will often wander into nearby towns to eat small children and pets.  He feasts on campers, hikers, and backpackers quite often.  Yeti owns a jet airplane which he uses to travel from one part of the world to another, and he is an excellent pilot.
Yeti is a remarkably intuitive creature, known for being able to see the future and help people with their usually petty problems.  He is also known for his appetite.  The Yeti is a carnivore and enjoys human flesh.  He is especially intelligent and enjoys classical music, and is an excellent pianist.  Yeti can also play a number of other instruments, including the violin, the trumpet, the saxaphone, the trombone, and the string bass.

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