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fiction/poetry
amy muldoon
"There are hidden messages everywhere. We see them and pass by, not taking the time to think, to decipher the codes. Even when we write, what is being said is not always in the black type, but in the pale and empty space between, written in invisible ink."
gena radcliffe
"Unrequited love is best
Good poetry is never borne of happiness
It feeds on your pain
Your pain burns like quicksilver lightning
Lightning, yes, use lots of metaphors for heat and light
Because no one else's love ever burned
Like yours, no one else ever felt the sting of it
Not as much as you do did ever have ever will always."
jessie electric
"so pre-jail experience, everyone i ran into...i asked about what they had heard about jail. i had many people tell me that "county jail" was nothing to worry about. i also had people tell me that they had "ping pong". i also heard that "you can read" and that "noone will fuck with me" and they serve only "cheese or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches". well, all of that
was untrue."
staniec heinemann
"I'm a big fan of
chick peas
garbanzo baby
yum"
The Pointless Cabal, the editorial staff of WriteThis. What do chi chi, bryan e., zink poe, blem vide, j. tyler blue, and sean. have to say for themselves and others? Read the uncensored version of the USA Today interview that got columnist Dick 'Richard' Smith fired. Part 1.
"please call me richard. I write for USA Today.
The term bitch-ass has travelled far and wide. It has been spotted in Romania. Where comes it from? What special meaning does it have for each of you?"
