a pretend genius broadsuction

the romantics
bryan e.


gone song
Isaac Boone Davis

true love
bob clyne

stephen moran

The Cure
for Original Sin
russell bittner

The Sewer Rat: Queen of the Damned
ms. jean kang

home sweet home
don fredd

Otherguess: An English Picaresque / three Pieces From THE SOMNAMBULE'S CRIME
dale houstman

Oranges and Apples
richard grayson

Field Boss
andy henion

Under the Mattress
jamie schmidt

Horse Face
tim millas

Schlong Helmut and Nerd Vader, feat. Terry Wogan.
alabama whirley

letter to Mr. Chagall
Josef Lesser


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featured filth purveyor

josh davis
interview with the author of the muse
and the mechanism
past featured filth purveyors

jonathan safran foer
amy muldoon
roger bonair agard
john blumenthal
brett axel
richard peabody
kenji siratori
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breaking nudes

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words that shall be banned from poetry

20 new words added to the list.  go read them.  and never use them again.  it's for your own good and the good of the planet.  go.  read.  them.  now.  blank space.  blank space.  blank space.  blank space.
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a short list of previous
for no particular reason

the alice issue:  the issue that started the legend of writeThis.

the suicide issue:  why nobody fucks with writeThis.

the drenched issue:  named after that great poem you'll probably never read.

the legendary
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new feature (words and phrases that should be used in poetry)

everybody likes new.  we have new.  we have new new.  this is important and should be sublimated.  pablum.  nitwit.
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vol. ii, issue ix
may 4, 2005