a pretend genius broadsuction

Socksy Sylvia
ninehoof davis

michael internicola

Johnny's Tale
g david schwartz

Atlantic City
dawn corrigan

Lets die out loud
simone leid

god subsidizes the sun
scott taylor

you and the atomic bomb
iftekhar sayeed

Just My Luck
daniel s. irwin

iced donut
jeff crouch 



we don't want to write anymore of these introductions.  just read.  by the way, we're still reading work we received in november, so be patient.  damn you people.  don't you have anything to do? we're so tired.
Love Letters from Satan
satan now works for us and it loves you. read it  here


featured filth purveyors

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jonathan safran foer
amy muldoon
roger bonair agard
john blumenthal
brett axel
richard peabody
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breaking nudes

pretend genius [press] and Willesden Herald (mostly Willesden Herald) present the anthology of the annual short story competition, judged by Zadie Smith

The anthology New Short Stories - 1 has already been hailed by critics around the universe.

New Short Stories - 1
contributing editors

chi chi
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Ask Yeti
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words that shall be banned from poetry

8 new words added to the list.  go read them.  and never use them again.  it's for your own good and the good of the planet.  go.  read.  them.  now.  blank space.  blank space.  blank space.  blank space.
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Our chief prostitute, the national award winning ad writing editor on vacation this month, once confided to Idi Amin, "I'm tired. If you ever decide to get out of politics there's always a place for you with me in Editing."
                    read it all here                              
a short list of previous
for no particular reason

the alice issue:  the issue that started the legend of writeThis.

the suicide issue:  why nobody fucks with writeThis.

the drenched issue:  named after that great poem you'll probably never read.

the legendary
bunny poem

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new feature (words and phrases that should be used in poetry)

everybody likes new.  we have new.  we have new new.  this is important and should be sublimated.  pablum.  nitwit.
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we are so great
vol. iii, issue iv
our dates are still effed up,
but we can sit down

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national precision
ball bearings

liquid rubber and plastics

the paris review

north american
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little announcements!

the writethis.com banned words poetry contest 2007


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